You see Assassin Queen Dyamond Arkarm, Grandmistress of The Locksmith Union, an Elf.
Dyamond has a heart-shaped face with laugh lines, pointed ears, sparkling sapphire eyes and dimples. Her red-gold-streaked honey hair is very long and curly, and is worn in a deceptively careless-looking arrangement of upswept locks held in place by a black diamond comb shaped like a scorpion with a ruby-tipped stinger. She has fair skin and a lithe figure.
She is tiny for an Elf.
An ethereal night diamond adorned with an intaglio small guardhouse nestles at the top of her forehead, brightened by faint, darting sparkles deep within the gem.
She appears to be young.
Her thigh has a tattoo of a sleek tomcat clawing a padlock
She is holding a silver marnet in her right hand.
She is wearing a thin silver circlet set with a faceted ice-blue diamond, a bright steel eyebrow ring with a small chain dangling a night diamond, a shadowy spider earring with the image of a blank charger shrouded by a concealing veil etched into its abdomen, a curved silver earcuff tipped with a phantom sapphire, an azure crystal medallion embellished by night diamonds, a thin iron choker with a luminous black spiritgem clasped by a small dragon claw, a furious chakrel nightmare amulet hung from a gleaming copper chain, a hooded shadow-black cloak clasped at the neck with a small diamond dagger, a masked tiger shrike charm, a clockwork spider, a shadowy black leather corset adorned with night diamonds, a lustrous nightsilk duffel bag adorned with a stalking panther carved from a night diamond, a dark silverweave lootsack, an elegant nightmistress' pack clasped with a tiny phantom sapphire bullwhip, a safecracker's thigh bag, some form-fitting leathers fashioned with tyrium and night diamonds, a diamond-shaped buckler depicting the Arkarm family crest, a coiling silversteel serpent bracelet with night diamond eyes, some steel hand claws tipped with sharpened golden katambite, an engraved platinum ring displaying an exquisite black diamond, a dark platinum ring with a tempest sapphire embraced by skeletal hands, an elegant silver hip-chain decorated with a shadowy black aevanstone rose, a braided nightsilk belt with bands of diamond-encrusted animite, a panther skeleton, some snug shadowy black leggings designed to complement the female form, a dainty black leather garter with tiny panther clasps, and some heeled nightweaver silk boots secured with leather cross-lacing.
MORGANAE’S MOST WANTED
PROFILE: Dyamond Arkarm
DOB: The 34th day of the 4th month of Shorka the Cobra in the year of the Silver Unicorn, 301 years after the victory of Lanival the Redeemer.
CRIME: Wanted for crimes against the honor of Queen Morganae Sunderstone, Consorting with defamed Merchant and Sculptor Uwresari, and other crimes against the state. She is hunted by the Queen’s guard, Herrick, and banned from the province of Therengia. (really, who isn’t banned from Theren, tho?)
Family Ties: This hardened criminal was apparently adopted by Thanlon and Ellia when she showed up lost and alone on the streets of Crossing. She was later adopted into the Arkarm family by Zamn Arkarm. Long ago, she was married to Hworang, but claims to have not realized that he is a lizard; it took her 7 years to notice. She is the guardian of Amazing Danger Arkarm Marnet (Adam for short) whose ravenous appetite has been rumored to bring entire provinces to their knees. Her questionable family business, and fiendish friendships give further credence to the danger this outlaw presents.
Criminals come in all shapes and sizes, and while one may appreciate the shape and size of one Dyamond Arkarm, it would behoove those who wish to bring her to justice to fully understand the extent of her crime. After participating in a game run by, the now deceased, merchant Uwresari, Miss Arkarm was the winner of a masterfully crafted statue of the beloved queen of the mountain elves, Queen Morganae Sunderstone. She was instructed to care for the statue and treat it with the respect it deserved. Apparently, she did not understand as with in days of winning, she and a team of hoodlums melted it down for its metal!
Queen Morganae, insulted and upset beyond comfort, commanded Captain Herrick to hunt and kill Dyamond and her band of dastardly doers in retribution for their crimes against her sullied honor. (sullied people!! the Queen was sullied!) She sent him forth to search every corner of the realms, demanding that they be brought to justice! The giant pink Kaldar barbarian, Squanto Longstalk, renounced his involvement in the melting, stating he was not sure who the Queen even was. (we believe him because a sneeze from Squanto Longstalk can knock the scales right off the world dragon, if it even dared to face him!) Herrick, the lap dog of the Queen (meant in the kindest, most respectful way possible) went forth and began his hunt of the stunning and kind Miss Arkarm. He found her hunting and drew forth his spear and impaled her in retribution for her disrespect. He then attacked and killed the gentle human, Zamn Arkarm, who was merely coming to her aid.
Captain Herrick declared her hunted and promised to haunt her dreams and strike her down willy nilly until her soul forever walked the starry road. (He is a bit dramatic)
While it was stated the the merchant Uwresari was not to blame for the fate of the statue once it left his possession, the Queen's hurt feelings tainted his reputation and he would never again be the same. It is possible that Uwresari's blatant crush on the lovely Dyamond Arkarm was his downfall, despite his best efforts to condemn her. The following Hallow's Eve fest he banned her from the shop, and inspite of his failing health, caused by the slow poisoning ordered by the Queen Snarky-pants, he ventured forth many times to gaze upon her beauty while ranting inanely as to not blow his cover. (no proof of poisoning, but talk to Her Highness about the snarky-pants, there is proof there)
Uwresari's last acts of strength were to venture forth and remind Miss Arkarm of the fate she created for him, while gazing upon her lovely visage. He even commented on how he would love to help her care for Adam! He left her a final love note, before being escorted to the Starry Road by the Queen's poison:
"Dyamond and you worthless bunch of twits. I cannot fathom how unbelievably stupid you are, how you cannot comprehend what consequences your actions have. I hope Herrick haunts you until the end of your days. Love, Uwresari."
This profile has been brought to you by (the players of) Synamon and Allye! While Dyamond is truly an diamond, not even in the rough, and all of the above facts are, in fact, facts, any besmirching of royalty is completely accidental, or purposeful, you pick.